I have a dream, a dream in which Crest as a company will thrive over Colgate. I see that your toothpaste's are all on the light side (white or green or mint coloured). Have you ever considered making a toothpaste of the colour black? It would make more sense for Crest Inc. as a company, for the people that brush their teeth with the black-coloured paste will feel the urge to continue brushing, because they would be like, "HOLY CRAP!!! MY TEETH ARE STILL BLACK! THIS CREST TOOTHPASTE IS SO WACK!" and they would rush to put more toothpaste on the brush. They would soon run out of this toothpaste, and rush to buy more. Oh, and in today's economy, it would be a smarter move to overcharge for this toothpaste, because the general American public loves to spend their money in very unwise ways. Please email back soon, I would love to hear from you (ladies and genitalmen) from Crest.
Sincerely,
Johan Psantos, Puerto Rico
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